Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then?
Student: 2$
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.
Student: 2$
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.
Same Here
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
Student: Same here
Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
Student: Same here
Coincidence
The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.
So Far....
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.
Student: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.
BROTHERLY LOVE!!! hahaha
Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE
The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE
Funny Full Form Of Maths
A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'
Who Discovered North America
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!!!!!
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hahaha
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!!!!!
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hahaha
Now We Should Run!!!
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
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hahaha...lol...
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
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hahaha...lol...
Swimming in Stomach
After eating fish, Santa decided not to drink water.
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Why?
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Why ?
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Because he thought that fish would swim in his stomach!!!!!
hahaha...lol..:-D
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Why?
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Why ?
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Because he thought that fish would swim in his stomach!!!!!
hahaha...lol..:-D
What happened????
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
hahaha..lo...:-D
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
hahaha..lo...:-D
Good for???
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It's good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don't eat fish?
Student: It's good for the fish!
Student: It's good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don't eat fish?
Student: It's good for the fish!
The Sign
Teacher : Why are you late for school?
Johnny : Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
hahaha..lol...
Johnny : Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
hahaha..lol...
Apples First!!
Teacher in class: Can anyone tell me what do you get if you subtract four apples from seven apples?
John: Where are the apples?
John: Where are the apples?
LaughOutLoud
Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?
Joke Of The Day!
07-04-2012 | Joke Of The Day
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
lol....
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